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Five dollars.

Journal Entry: Fri May 2, 2008, 6:40 AM
A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE JOURNAL!

You come across a dashing young man with sexy, sexy hair. He looks like he has something to say.

TO INQUIRE HIM ABOUT NATURE PHOTOGRAPHY, TURN TO PAGE 22. TO ASK HIM ABOUT INSPIRATION, TURN TO PAGE 148. TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT RAP, TURN TO PAGE 64. TO SEE HIM DANCE A DANCE OF SNAZZY PROPORTIONS, GIVE HIM FIVE BUCKS.

Page 22.
Alright, so, nature photography. It really bugs me. Don't get me wrong, I love to look at it, but when it comes to taking pictures myself... Some people can do it well. I don't happen to be one of those people. For one, I am easily annoyed, and I despise bugs. Also, I am tired of the color green. Perhaps I would find nature a bit more appealing if everything weren't so green here. It doesn't really turn white or orange or yellow...it's always green. Everything is green. All the freakin' time. I don't particularly like green, it's just not a color for me. Some people, it works for. They look good in it, they take wonderful pictures of mostly green-ness. Me? No. And furthermore, I just can't take pictures of flowers. My camera isn't good for that sort of thing, and I get really bored with flowers, because they are so common. Again, a lot of people can. I'm not one of them.

Page 148.
I kind of get my problem with being inspired these days. I took a walk around Vereen Gardens today, and it was so easy to think. Back in the old times, before mass media and all this other junk, people must have way too much time to just walk around and think. And now, there's so much crap to stress about, and so much clutter...my brain does not flow as well as it should. I don't feel as creative, because I am always worrying. And school really does not do much for the imagination. I question the educational process I go through. It sucks. It sucks butt.

Page 64.
Everyone go listen to Bus Driver. Honestly. He's amazing. It's so difficult to find enjoyable rap music, and he is a beacon of pure awesome.

Five bucks.
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  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: Zero 7.
  • Reading: Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy.
  • Playing: Cave Story.
  • Eating: Raisin Bran.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 17.
  • Current Residence: North Carolina. Ugh.
  • Interests: Cello!
  • Favourite movie: Mortal Kombat.
  • Favourite band or musician: The Prodigy.
  • Favourite genre of music: Techno.
  • Favourite artist: ...Bob Ross? Bob Ross!
  • Favourite poet or writer: George Orwell, Tom Clancy, and Kurt Vonnegut.
  • Operating System: Windows XP.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod.
  • Favourite game: Street Fighter II.
  • Favourite gaming platform: SNES all the way.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Uncle Ruckus.
  • Personal Quote: "Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."
  • Tools of the Trade: Sony Cyber-shot DSC W200.

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~Captain-Laserpants:iconCaptain-Laserpants: 2 days 33 minutes ago
You're quite welcome. :nod:

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"Love makes the world go round. Some scientists will tell you it happens because of conservation of angular momentum in a micro-friction environment, but that's only because they live sad, lonely lives."
*DreamerSeven:iconDreamerSeven: 4 days 21 hours ago
Thanks for the fav! :w00t:

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"The world is but a canvas to the imagination." -Henry David Thoreau
~Captain-Laserpants:iconCaptain-Laserpants: 4 days 22 hours ago
:nerd:

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"Love makes the world go round. Some scientists will tell you it happens because of conservation of angular momentum in a micro-friction environment, but that's only because they live sad, lonely lives."
~chickow:iconchickow: 5 days 8 hours ago
thank you for your fav!

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And windows I have yet to look through...
Going forward may not be the answer...
Maybe I should go back...
~BioMechMoose:iconBioMechMoose: 6 days 16 hours ago
Thanks for the :+fav:s, my pro-pasta friend.

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My baby wouldn't stop crying, so I gave it some lithium.
=jessehogie:iconjessehogie: May 7, 2008, 7:32:48 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: :)

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[jessehogie :: Machead] *alma-lunar :heart: Forever and Always
~Captain-Laserpants:iconCaptain-Laserpants: May 4, 2008, 6:18:55 PM
Why thank you very much. :thanks:

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"Love makes the world go round. Some scientists will tell you it happens because of conservation of angular momentum in a micro-friction environment, but that's only because they live sad, lonely lives."
~liadys:iconliadys: May 2, 2008, 9:42:50 PM
Just dropping by to thank you for the favs--I really appreciate it =)

Nice gallery here.. I especially like your black and white photos :D
~wenamestars:iconwenamestars: May 2, 2008, 4:17:16 PM
thank you for the :+fav: ! :D

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by the way I don’t believe you’re leaving
cause me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream
I think it’s that girl
and I think there’re pieces of me you’ve never seen
maybe she’s just pieces of me you’ve never seen
~steler:iconsteler: May 1, 2008, 9:45:54 PM
Hey dear,
Thank you so much for the :+fav:'s on america. and Urban :D
:hug:

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~kimberly-mai:iconkimberly-mai: May 1, 2008, 9:06:13 AM
Thx for the fav : )
~wenamestars:iconwenamestars: Apr 30, 2008, 5:19:20 PM
thank you for the :+fav:s!

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by the way I don’t believe you’re leaving
cause me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream
I think it’s that girl
and I think there’re pieces of me you’ve never seen
maybe she’s just pieces of me you’ve never seen
*pynty:iconpynty: Apr 30, 2008, 4:30:52 PM
thank you very much for the fave

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We are waiting for you.
Please come to the moon....
~tetsuyayamatashi:icontetsuyayamatashi: Apr 27, 2008, 8:40:09 PM
Thanks a ton for the fave :]

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"I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?"
~ajax1753:iconajax1753: Apr 26, 2008, 9:21:19 PM
thanks for the two favs :)
*neeuq2006:iconneeuq2006: Apr 25, 2008, 6:06:49 AM
thanks for the fav ;)

Check the rest of my gallery :D

Cheers

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check my gallery here: [link] !!

;)
~Captain-Laserpants:iconCaptain-Laserpants: Apr 24, 2008, 4:23:23 PM
Thank you as well. :nod:

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"Love makes the world go round. Some scientists will tell you it happens because of conservation of angular momentum in a micro-friction environment, but that's only because they live sad, lonely lives."
*Apri1:iconApri1: Apr 24, 2008, 4:12:13 PM
thank you :heart: beautiful gallery

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~Captain-Laserpants:iconCaptain-Laserpants: Apr 23, 2008, 3:42:43 PM
No problem, and the same to you. :nod:

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"Love makes the world go round. Some scientists will tell you it happens because of conservation of angular momentum in a micro-friction environment, but that's only because they live sad, lonely lives."
~early-november:iconearly-november: Apr 23, 2008, 8:07:48 AM
Hey :wave:

Thank you so much for the favs! It means a lot :hug:

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~baby you make my heart beat faster~
~se1f:iconse1f: Apr 23, 2008, 6:19:43 AM
Thank you! I love your work too :p

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Never argue with idiots. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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~Captain-Laserpants:iconCaptain-Laserpants: Apr 22, 2008, 2:32:16 PM
Freakin' awesome. I got j2 to forward it to me, because I did not get this email for some reason or another. Thanks for the heads up. I am going to go run a marathon now.

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"Love makes the world go round. Some scientists will tell you it happens because of conservation of angular momentum in a micro-friction environment, but that's only because they live sad, lonely lives."
=Gilokee:iconGilokee: Apr 22, 2008, 2:28:50 PM
deviantArt sent out emails for earth day, featuring earthy deviations. Yours was there. :B

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